-Clean, folded laundry stacked on the dining table because I have no laundry room and no will to put away laundry. Ever.
-Groceries stacked on the counters from earlier today because...I completely lack the will to go on after a trip to the grocery store. All the fridge and freezer items are stored. The rest? Maybe tomorrow.
What I am saying is that there's a lot of room for improvement. If I hit the lottery, I would live large. I don't know if I'd renovate or look for a nice, up-to-date spot with a view of water, but it's nice to daydream about small changes that would make a world of difference.
This is where HGTV comes in. I know who I'd lure to the country with all my bucks to make my place pop. Here's my short list. Let me know who your dream designers would be!
In the top spot: Chip and Joanna Gaines from Fixer Upper.
Since I don't live near Waco, this might take some effort, but every house Jo does makes me think I could relax there. Right now, I want that! And adding three more rooms on this house could be awesome. I already have plenty of farmhouse. She could add the style.
Next up, YES> THE PROPERTY BROTHERS. I have a long list of favorite Canadians. They hold the top spot for designers. (Hey, Canadians...opinions on Mr. Drew Scott and Mr. Jonathan Scott? Also, good job on all the design shows.). This would only work if I didn't have to speak directly to them. Because there might be nervous giggling. I don't know. It's hard to say. (I think we all know the answer.)
And last on the list is Hilary from Love It or List It. Also, the expression on her face as she beheld my small abode for the first time would be classic. I'd definitely want David to come along because I dig his snark. What can I say? I do love some snark.
What do you guys think? Ever daydream about home makeovers and celebrity designers? PLEASE SAY YES.